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lobby lizard 

Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity
"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"
lobby lizard by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Aids lizard

When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.
That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.
Aids lizard by ayebrobro August 16, 2018

House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Bostons being a house lizard tonight
House Lizard by Rb1224 January 21, 2021

like a lizard on a rock 

A male small in build or stature fornicating with a female large in size or stature.
Damn that chick was so big. Hittin it would make me look like a lizard on a rock.

Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

lot lizard 

A trucker's term for a prostitute that works truck stops.
"That TA is loaded with lot lizards"
lot lizard by Wonderboy April 21, 2003