literalol 

When you actually laugh out loud, whilst chatting online. I.e. Rather than the generic 'lol', which, as you know, means nothing.

Me: My mother just caught me masturbating to anime.

Josh: Literalol! You sicko!

literalol by graydj July 4, 2008

Cliterally 

What ever you want as long as it has to do with clits.

"I am cliterally the man."
"that is cliterally the worst/best pussy I have had"
"he gave me several orgasms cliterally"
"he is cliterally challenged"

Cliterally by all of us here January 6, 2014

Overly-Critical Literacy 

A pedagogy that involves obsessing on minutiae, errors and trivialities in a text in which critical literacy issues are analyzed.

In his paper he used Overly-Critical Literacy, ignoring the issues of power and social justice in favor of discussing a misplaced semi-colon.

Overly-Critical Literacy by Matthius Povilaitislavsky April 2, 2010

Literal lol 

(see also; llol)

Used in the same way as "lol" (laughing out loud) except ONLY in instances when you actually laughed out loud.

Me: and then you found $20?
Them: eat shit
Me: literal lol

Them: (something actually funny)
Me: llol

Literal lol by oh knows January 20, 2009

LiteralLagGod 

LiteralLagGod is the god of all lag. The god of lag suffered many years of lag only to end up cursing every mother fucker with some lag. Holy shit this godly mass of flesh and bones will fuck the shit out of your game no cap if you get lag you know he is around and you better run. LiteralLagGod with curse your Rec Room game with his mighty lag stick created by rec roomer blue flamingo and spends his past times with him.

Him: Yo I just ducking lagged so hard

You: must be LiteralLagGod

LiteralLagGod by ShopkeeperOfDefinitions November 1, 2019

Literary Hard-on 

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

Literary Hard-on by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Literary Abortion 

A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.

"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"

"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."

"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"

"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."

Literary Abortion by divineallbeing March 2, 2012