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Kamoni

I've seen a kamoni today. Worst day of my life
by Anna lavenic March 3, 2016
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Katona'd

As in Kerry Katona.

To be under the influence of an unspecified intoxicant(s), to the extent that speech becomes difficult and questions are asked as to your health.
"Dave, what you up to at the weekend?"

"Nowt much, probably stay in and get Katona'd infront of X factor"
by Captain Startrek February 28, 2009
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Katonahed

<Kuh-tone-ud> - Verb - To persevere well beyond comfortable limits and travel through pain to new vistas of freedom and ability. To surmount incredible obstacles in a warrior like fashion, absent rest and despite languish. To prevail, vanquish, and triumph in a super human manner by transforming pain into intensity of focus.
"Bra! Did you hear about that guy who climbed Everest in bare feet and swimming trunks? He totally katonahed those slopes!"

"Life happened and I was all out of time, so I did a bit of Chi Gong and had a cup of Spring Dragon Gynostemma tea, stayed up all night and Katonahed my entire post doctoral thesis in a mere 14 hours!"

"Those rapscallions had no idea she was disciple of Katonah Yoga, and when they tried to nick her lollipops and bonbons, she prompty Katonahed their asses and left them in a jumbled heap."

"Find yourself in Cat - Cow pose, and turn your right arm out to 3 O'Clock, and then to 6 O'Clock, and then to 9'O'clock listening for the *pop* as your shoulder becomes completely Katonahed."
by Cudd It Back To The J May 23, 2018
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katonch

I don't know how you made it to this word but ok. Katonch is a sound made by the crunching of metal
*Miguel bit into a piece of metal wondering what it would taste like*

"Katonch!"
"Ow, my teeth hurt why did I bite that?"
by _potat923_ January 20, 2020
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katongo

katongos are usually great chefs with impeccable wine taste

you’ll find then typically sipping white wine paired with oysters wearing a bikini that accentuates their curves perfectly (they got nice bust fyi)

a katongo will always be there to bless your taste buds and ears for sure
have you seen that girl she’s so pretty! what a katongo

taste that dip katongo definitely made it it’s so good!
by bubs123455678 November 22, 2021
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Katona

A pretty girl and she very smart when it come to school love people she hang with and beat a bitch ass but love and date boys who play basketball
Nothing Beautiful as katona
by Katona13 November 22, 2021
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Katonya

A sexy powerful female that if you can’t get with then unfortunately you’ll have to get lost.
by @IAmExoticKarma November 23, 2021
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