julian 

a dumb person with no brain. very likely to drink coffee at night and lowkey flirt with his girlfriend’s cat.

someone: who’s julian?
aspen: he’s the biggest dumbass to walk the earth

julian by milllioeiwiiwiwiwi September 27, 2020

Julian 

A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.

-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early

-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again

Julian by poop dollar tree October 13, 2020

Julian 

Stupid ass bitch

Julian is gay

Julian by Julian hater October 16, 2020

Julian 

He is in LOVE with cats, so he would most likely crawl on all 4s.He also the type to be gay but they have to be in their late 70's.

Oh look there is a julian!

Julian by Name Expert 01 October 30, 2020

Julian 

Smart,kind,nice,funny
And have a very large penis

Julian cant wait to fuck the shit out of you

Julian by Dksoxvcbdjs November 1, 2020

Julian 

Someone who is a bitch.

Look at that bitch Julian.

Julian by anonymous November 10, 2020

julian 

people named this are very smexy and normally born on april 2nd

me: what’s that guys name he’s so smexy?
friend: i think his name is julian
me: that explains it

julian by jdkdodndjdndkid December 14, 2020