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Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."
by JasonBallins January 24, 2019
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Jason

Jason is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is smart and fun and has pretty eyes. He cares about his friends more than he cares about himself. He is often found trapped inside his head, thinking about all the "what ifs" instead of living in the moment. He often puts himself down but brings other people up. You are lucky if you meet Jason
Me: I love you Jason
Jason: Why?
by watch_me_dissolve_ May 27, 2019
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Jason bourne

Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.
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Jason

Attractive guy who deserves a girl friend that will worship him.
Jasons are hilarious and loyal. Hard working is an understatement and highly intelligent. His ex will always be a whore.
I sucked Jason off last night, his dick is so huge, I gagged like a bitch.
by This is funnier October 13, 2019
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Jason Garrett

Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
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Jason mimosa

The popular lady's drink mimosa made with a mixture of tropical fruit juice such as pineapple passion fruit or mangos mixed with champagne; named after the famous Hawaiian actor Jason Momoa.
The ladies are going to watch aquaman, and drink jason mimosas tonight.
by Scaryan November 18, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a man that will PROBABLY break your heart. He's mean but adorable, he has the scruffy hair and short eyelashes. He's probably a black haired guy and is in one of the sport teams.
Jason is in the basketball team.
by killmedie November 29, 2019
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