Jagface

idiot/fucking moron

i was walking down stairs when my jagface brother pushed me down

by jim nora November 25, 2003

Jaffa

Noun. Effete person rendered infertile through excessive alcohol consumption, prosaic conversion or inability to get laid at summer festivals.

Why you such a muggy little jaffa clown?

by hazzawazza September 22, 2013

Jarance

Jarance is know to be a cry baby and gets bullied a lot but all he do is cry.He has a very bad attitude and has anger issues but all he likes to do at school is try to fit in which he can’t and try to sleep all day . He also can’t get a girlfriend cause he is super ugly and not cool he is lame.

Omg y’all look at Jarance over there crying once again he thinks he scares somebody but he doesn’t scare anyone but his self

by Cutest girl ever January 7, 2019

Jarad

A super gay dude with way too many girl friends. He has brown hair with beautiful blue eyes. He know how to make people laugh but is very introverted. He loves videogames and loves anything GGGAAAYYYY. He always cares about how people feel and will do anything to make them feel better.

Person:I feel like shit
Person: WHERES JARAD.

by AGayFag June 3, 2019

JAMFAG

Acronym for 'Just Another Mother-Fucking Arsehole Geo', in common use amongst exploration drillers in particular in the goldfields of Australia to refer to geologists.

"Which Jim? The JAMFAG Jim or JAFFA Jim?"

by blnvs January 29, 2008

Jaffa

(noun) - A nocturnal, hideous creature that goes through a 28 day cycle known as "Jaffa Period" whereby its disgusting toe grows to the size of its head and requires an extra shoe (attached the the side of its left) to house it. Although lacking vital nutrients and has an increasing chance of developing scurvy, it is able to gain all vital amino acids, fats and sugars to aid his growth by devouring his highly acidic toes. He is known as an "it" as he is neither male nor female - although he strives to look like a human male. As he is not both genders, he is not known as a "hermaphrodite."

Ex. 1) "I saw Jaffa's toe the other day. I shall not only turn into stone, but before I do, my retinas will suffer a slow and agonising death."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."

by toeybum July 19, 2012

jarfar

Very hot and cool good in bed no women deserve this man and his enormous dick size

jarfar is so fucking hot his dick is so big

by anonymous December 12, 2020