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January 17 

17 days after the new year. Whoever is born on this day is very sarcastic and humorous person. They also give extremely good advice and if you have a friend born in this date, keep them!
People born in January 17th are Capricorn’s and they are known to be sarcastic but have really big hearts.
January 17 by jeon rose December 15, 2020

January 14

Tell ONE girl she’s pretty
January 14
Boy; sup ugly ass bitch I just wanna say that your pretty

Girl; thx I already know that
January 14 by Lifew.Kaylin January 14, 2021

January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!

January 11

National hold your gf hand day
January 11 Hold your girl hand boys
January 11 by Kaylen herbs January 9, 2022

January 15 2033

The day my species of NU-Human takes over your pitty planet called Earth.The day this happens your skies will turn maroon and any living creature outside will be stunned. During this time you are stunned hooks will stab your back and you will be shipped of to converging checkpoints that will mutate your DNA. We will set up in the biggest countries such as Canada,Russia, and china due its massive population. In a matter of 3 hours 250,000 humans will be a sub division of the NU-Humans and used as slaves to build our teseract temples the process will be long and grueling. In order to speed up the process we will use Earths gravitational pull setting the moon off course in a destructive path crashing into Venus. When that happens cosmic ash will block out the sun casuing astronomical freezing of Earth during this time lapse the NU-Human will have fully taken over Ooley currently known as Earth. This is only the first phase of Mission Corrupt.
January 15 2033 Mission Corrupt will first impact Earth.

You have been warned.
January 15 2033 by Zoolar January 1, 2009

January 11

It's national your bsf birthday today. So make sure to give them a present and say happy birthday
Taylor: Hey girl it's January 11!

Payton: yeah Soo
Taylor: yeah so go say happy birthday to your friend cause it's national your bsf birthday today!