iPod

A high maintenance chick who is popular and slightly more attractive than average who requires an unreasonable amount of money, and time, but in the end; she will do all of the same stuff, bitch about the same things, and put you through the same crap any normal chick would. The worst part is that after she gets only about a year older, you'll dump her to the curb and go out in search for a younger more popular chick with the same qualities as the original chick with a few more public blowjobs than the first.

Guy A: Dude how ur date with (random name) went?

Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod.

Guy A: How?

Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no.

Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.

by Dtrainzer August 16, 2010

iPodge

the way to stop stuffing your face and lose 10 pounds in a month.

On day five of the iPodge and I'm feeling good!

by ipodger September 1, 2010

iPodangerous

You don't have an iPod, and you have never wanted an iPod, but you receive a gift card to the iTunes store, and download iTunes on your computer. It quickly becomes an addiction and you are now, iPodangerous.

About two weeks after installing iTunes, Steve Jobs' Nano-Clone invades your brain while you sleep, and you begin to think, "Wow this would be cool if I could take all this music, video, and apps on the go." Then you go spend $200 on a iPhone or iPod, and go into massive credit card debt, because all you do is buy music, apps, movies, and TV shows. Suddenly your credit card stops working, so you go check the balance, and you are maxed out.

You would have been better off buying some Apple stock, and reap the rewards of the 200 million people who are iPodangerous. You will become king of the world when Apple stock reaches $4,000,000 per share, and you will be able to buy a lot more iPods then.

by valleymd October 19, 2010

iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic

Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!

by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011

ipodding

using an ipod, especially when there are more than one person in a group using their own ipods at the same time.

We were all sitting around, texting people and ipodding.

by wewerelaughingalltheway September 23, 2011

ipodasaurus

Any of an older generation of iPod devices, made prior to 2011. For example, First through Fifth Generation, shuffles, classics, etc.

"What is that you're listening to?" "It's an old shuffle." "Gawd, what an ipodasaurus!"

by DanGarPrius July 6, 2012

iPOD overlord

a race of robots from the future that evolved from the Apple iPOD. These large iPOD shaped androids eventually enslave the human race and force them to do hard labour while whipping the humans with their huge white hi-fidelity earbuds...

"Get to work, humans..", said the iPOD overlord.

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007