Jacob Hughes 

A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.

‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’

Jacob Hughes by MorganMeadowsHater April 17, 2020

Hughes 

Unit of measure: A Hughes . The amount of goodness per minute exuded by an object or event. Stars contain 16.9x10^27 Hughes per mole of Hydrogen. Our sun will deplete all its fusible Hydrogen and still have enough Hughes remaining to provide goodness to the earth for almost a billion years.

Usage: That party was so much fun last night, there was a shit ton of Hughes.

Hughes by Mark p west December 25, 2018

hughfloncus 

1.) somthing so big it's breath taking
2.) the biggest thing in the world and/or room
3.) huge or massive

"Dude Teddy's head in hughfloncus."
"Hey ladies....guess who's hughfloncus."

hughfloncus by W.D.E III November 12, 2007

Hughgeffen Boner 

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.

"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"

Hughgeffen Boner by Rob aka The Juice October 28, 2008

hughestatorship

state of fear involving much academic practice in literature.

Our teacher is so harsh, it's like we're living in a hughestatorship.

hughestatorship by Moon2E February 12, 2010

hughpenis 

Finding sexual happiness with a man named Hugh

I just need some hughpenis in my life

hughpenis by whguh February 4, 2013

Hughes Drop 

The most obnoxious way to put something down.

Instead of placing something down like a decent human being he did the infamous Hughes Drop.

"Hey guy, pass the pipe. Ahh, he just Hughes Dropped it again."

Hughes Drop by John Parker Jr. August 20, 2013