Canadian History

The act of sodomizing a beaver with a moose antler

The Canadian history project was a success

by Crashy February 4, 2010

ap european history

gay class with a shit load of reading
time to go to sleep
long nights of no sleep
class that you will fail and make you fail all of your other classes

shit theres a test tomorrow?
yeah! i heard its 100 fill in the blank questions
i have ap european history

by 0range hat June 30, 2010

chasing history

To do something better than it has ever been done by anyone before.

Jay-Z's music is chasing history. His quote from Charlie Rose interview.

by Dan Donaldson December 11, 2007

check my browser history

a phrase used for claiming prior knowledge of an idea, a concept, a phrase or any other piece of electronically distributable information.

You: Hey Kirk I have a great new idea that called the semantic web that I am coining Web 3.0.

Kirk: No way broseph, I have been thinking about that all year, check my browser history!

by choppps June 24, 2008

Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."

You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*

by JessicaSki February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.

Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"

Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"

by FoxyFuego February 5, 2010

A History of God’s Love

When you remember God’s repeated Goodness and Favor in your life—be it in delivering you from a difficult situation, healing you of a sickness or disease, or delivering you from your enemies—this is fuel for your faith that He will do it again.

The red seas He parted for you, or those times when He closed the jaws of the lions in the den, you know this is a history of God’s Love for you—when you see that His faithfulness to protect you and your family never ceases.

by MathPlus October 3, 2018