garden hose 

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

garden hose by Transitionator June 13, 2010

Fire Hose 

The act of layings ones dick across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and cumming all over her face while screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE"

Did you hear about Trae man he gave his girlfriend a fire hose and she left him thats crazy

Fire Hose by Trae,Snitzel January 6, 2012

Bloody Fire Hose 

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.

She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.

Bloody Fire Hose by Bitchy Girlfriend May 28, 2011

Wisconsin Water Hose

A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.

Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".

Wisconsin Water Hose by n00bicle January 12, 2012

geez up hose down 

friendly thugs get out your chairs and beautiful low down woman get down on the flo. Guy laying back, girl giving dome.

Come on guys, stop lampin, geez up hose down!

geez up hose down by emote June 22, 2010

hang up the hose 

The act of a male getting married

I've had my fun old mate, I think it's time for me to hang up the hose

hang up the hose by Mr triller July 27, 2017

watering hose

when you trick a girl to giving you a blow job and when she thinks your about to cum, pee all over her face.

Man I know it was bogus but i did a watering hose on stacy last night.

watering hose by tytopgun January 2, 2009