Hoofing

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

by RGR33 January 12, 2011

hooping

Putting crystal meth in your anus (ass), either in solid form or dissolved in water, resulting in a quick and intense high...and potential anal irritation. Having sex without a condom when you have an irritated rectum increases your chances for HIV and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Also, undissolved crystal in your ass can cause a condom to break.

hooping crystal (meth,speed,gak,sideways,fast etc)may cause a tear in the anal lining that can easily go unnoticed. Lowered inhibitions and barebacking (unprotected sex) can make for a risky combination for transmission of HIV and STIs.

by PLAYONWORDS June 19, 2008

Hootinannie

A gathering of old buddies for a weekend water skiing trip in the Motherland (Michigan) in the dead of summer.

Sarge, Duff, Dude, Biggie, and Boz all are in route to the cabin for the hootinannie.

This years hootinannie was at Tommy's love shack, it was "Hootinannie HQ" and Ruthie and the Ironworker babe were ready for some dancing in Knoxville!

by Mr. Doobie May 21, 2008

big honking

some thing or someone that makes an elephant seem small

befor Kirstie lost waight she was big honking

by jessica H September 8, 2006

honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

by Cal Landor November 12, 2008

Hooknasty

To be overtly tanned or bleached; to lack in quality; to be effervescent; to provide Hambones for spooning partners.

Synonyms: Fem-bone or Sorostitute

Did you encounter that Hooknasty several moments ago? If I hadn't been previously engaged in conversation with Mussolini and Stalin, I believe that I would have been distracted by the effervescent sounds escaping from her overly bleached mouth (into her cell phone). Gee, I hope she wasn't offended that I refrained from checking out her spandex-clad, bubbly arse! What a nice T and A she had!

by An Attractive Hambone April 16, 2005

Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011