A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
bimbo sorority girls that like to artificially tan themselves into excess and dress like slutbombs. many answer to the name Jen-Jen and enjoy drunken hook-ups with hambones that are advertised on Facebook.
by Mot Ekinaj July 20, 2006
A person of great prepiness. Hooknasties often spend time with their male congruencies, also known as hambones.
by Rupert Dooney April 19, 2004
by Mewsies February 4, 2011
To be overtly tanned or bleached; to lack in quality; to be effervescent; to provide Hambones for spooning partners.
Synonyms: Fem-bone or Sorostitute
Synonyms: Fem-bone or Sorostitute
Did you encounter that Hooknasty several moments ago? If I hadn't been previously engaged in conversation with Mussolini and Stalin, I believe that I would have been distracted by the effervescent sounds escaping from her overly bleached mouth (into her cell phone). Gee, I hope she wasn't offended that I refrained from checking out her spandex-clad, bubbly arse! What a nice T and A she had!
by An Attractive Hambone April 16, 2005