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hooker snatch 

a person that cant afford a hooker so they pick one up and then rapes her and leaves without paying her
He was broke and not getting any, so he got a hore like a hooker snatch
hooker snatch by ptone March 11, 2007

Hooker Face 

A very sexual being that wears nothing.. but a mask.
Last night.. i had encounter with a hooker face. it was one of the best nights of my life.
Hooker Face by vackey1 January 9, 2009

Hooker Theory 

Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).
Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?

Donald: Nope.

Steve: How not!?

Donald: Hooker Theory
Hooker Theory by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010

Hooker Ice Cream 

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.
Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

hooker good 

adj. So good, you will eventually sell your body to obtain more
"That gum is hooker good!"
hooker good by Professor Steven March 19, 2012

hooker heels 

another name for a person that does not get any action during sex. they are thrown to the side once the action starts, much like hooker heels.
gavin, you were such a pair of hooker heels last night, you didn't even get a turn.
hooker heels by gavin riley April 5, 2008