Homework

Codename for going home and beating off (masturbation)

Dude, i gotta go take care of some homework!

by sexy white guy March 29, 2009

Homework

Forced Downloadable Content from school.

Mission: School day complete! Congratulations, you have fini-
INCOMING UPDATE
Homework worksheet number 10
Person: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by blah-asdf January 7, 2013

homeworks

An unnecessary pluralization of "homework" used carelessly and with poor taste.

"Did y'all do your homeworks?"
"Yea-yum!"

by Dan Copulsky July 31, 2006

Homework

an assignment given by a creature called a "teacher" that you do at home because the teacher cannot handle you having fun at home or will not let you relax at home when your not at school

Teacher: Tonight you have to write down all these vocab words

Student: No, more homework

by Noah the Awesome January 28, 2014

Homework

something that slowly kills you from the inside out. Homework causes stress in the youth stress makes you prone to illness which will cause a child to miss school and get more homework that will bring on more stress and so on intill that child gets depression and dies.

"you look dead today"
"yea i did my homework"

or

"you look depressed today"
"yea i had tons of homework"

by Kavie_475 April 30, 2014

Homework

The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.

Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.

by chelseasmile September 2, 2014

Homework

A thing that teachers say will help you in the future because they're too lazy to try and teach in an interesting and memorable way. The only way to solve the problem is to be in a good school (like a democratic one), but good schools are rare.

Most teachers can't teach very well, so they give out homework

by SpasticMicrophone October 31, 2014