ghetto hamster

an inner city african american

Be sure not to splash the ghetto hamsters at the bus stop when you are driving in the rain.

by Don K. Kong January 27, 2010

Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by fencecat42 September 5, 2008

Hamster

Southern Jail term referring to ignorant, hip-hop, ghetto gangsta mentality.

I think that hamster just stole your ride!

by Julio DelVasquez May 22, 2008

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

hamstranomical

something so epic, that it's epicness can only be compared that that is of a hamster's.

"like, o-m-g. did you see jaymee's new shirt?" "yah, i totally did. sooo hamstranomical!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.

OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking

by The Great Twan October 18, 2011

hapathetic

happily apathetic; happy to have a job, responsive and dependable, but apathetic about anything relating thereto.

I am hapathetic to go to work today, my ball-less bosses do not care what I do or say

by Karma38 March 13, 2015