hampon

An absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.

I do not believe that Raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.

by T Face Hollowhead January 1, 2010

hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011

Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus

by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011

Haimson

The Beir wants it, knows it. Haimson is the freshest mofo in the world and everyone wants to be like him. He is also a dirty laxer.

Dude look at Haimson he just scored two goals and penitrated the Beir.

by TheBeir June 12, 2011

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016