Hairyogamy

(hair-ee-ogamy) (n):a ritual practiced by many families in rural villages that consists of every member of a family removing all facial hair i.e( eyebrows/eyelashes/lip hair/chin hair) combining it to create a soup or drink that is then consumed by the youngest member of the family (mainly boys) in order for that individual to grow facial hair in a matter of days

"Woah! Check out the bristles on that 6 year old Columbian! It must've taken him years to grow that."

"Nah I've seen younger. His parents are probably hairyogomists. Poor kid...take a picture!"

"My parents are firm believers in hairyogamy. Every month I have to eat my dad's eyelash fondue with a side of my mom's pube lemonade"

"Dude you know it's only supposed to be facial hair right?"

"Damn it mom you said my beard would grow softer if i drank your lemonade!"

by TheRuggedGiant September 29, 2010

hairy cornetto

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock

"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"

by AB342018 January 4, 2018

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

heify

antagonistic behavior, in your face actions

My boss was all heify on me when I didn't complete my assignment on time.

by Larry Steelman December 23, 2005

Hairy Potter

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!

Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!

by KC<3 February 6, 2007

hairy box

a woman's vagina

Look at that hairy box!

by Contractor Peon December 1, 2003