Haggle

A word generally depicting extreme humor, or something very funny, it can also depict anything that is cool,funny,exciting,awesome.

Jordan: Im going to beat you up.

Marcus: Haggle, the day that happens, hell will freeze over.

by Lance2392 January 25, 2008

Haggy

The mixture of semen and poop in a gay man's underwear

Fag #1: "Hey, do you know how to get this Haggy stain out my favorite banana hammock underwear?"

Fag #2: "No, can we just have gay sex and listen to OAR instead?"

by Swagger 69 October 16, 2012

hagglin

useless; worthless; a piece of shit

This remote controller is hagglin.

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007

Haggard

the state of drunkenness when one tends to slur his or her words, make bad decisions, start fights, etc. could be substituted for wasted, hammered, or blacked out.

John: "Are you drinking before the party?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."

Later the night...

John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"

by Get Hag December 1, 2010

haggis

Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.

That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.

by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004

haggis

the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!

a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"

by Rageoss September 20, 2006

Hagging

To teabag with the breast. Dunk breast in something or on someone. To be hagged.

Shannon and Stuart were hagging Simon.

by spursnutta January 22, 2014