Cum guzzler

A girl or guy who loves nothing more than swallowing cum

Noudjoud is the ultimate cum guzzler. She guzzles more cum than my car does petrol

by poptart30 June 20, 2022

Cum guzzler

A person who's mission in life is to swallow as much cum as possible.

This faggots a real cum guzzler he swallowed 36 loads last night

by Cumdepsority September 2, 2022

Girth Guzzler

Big RED aka chief TT clapper

Have you seen the big Girth Guzzler, man is shredded lately from all the crossfit

by ahafhadf;jhnad;fhdfhana May 17, 2023

Porridge guzzler

the art of swallowing spunk!

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!

by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

Mexican Cum Guzzler

A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!

Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?

Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!

by Mike Panama July 23, 2021

Guzzler

1. A vehicle (typically an SUV) that consumes a large amount of gas.

2. An individual driving a guzzler.

1. "Dude, stop whining about gas prices and trade in your guzzler for a Prius."

2. "I was just about to grab a killer parking space, when some guzzler with a 'Palin for President' bumper sticker stole it fom me."

by Milk Balls July 4, 2012