guitar.com misc

a place for Canadian school girls

well they're really guys so yeah.......
it's gay

by TJ Poopfecker May 10, 2004

car-guitar

V. Similar to the act of air guitaring, but done while in one's car, usualy while driving and steering with one's knees.

I'm sorry I didn't slow down officer, I was too busy car-guitaring.

by Beecheese September 4, 2008

guitar queero

When you earn 100% on ANY song on expert level in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band and then post video of the deed on YouTube.

Queero: I passed "One" 100% on Expert. Now I'm uploading it to YouTube.

Normal Guy: You're such a guitar queero.

by A Hen October 6, 2008

Guitar Hero

A very fun game that simulates the actions of playing a guitar, meaning that any schmuck can feel like a rock star. However, contrary to popular (idiotic) belief, this does NOT make you able to play real guitar. That takes lots of time and hard work. Those who calim to be guitarists de to their Guitar Hero skills should be snubbed and mad fun of.

Guy #1: "Man, I totally nailed Free Bird on expert. Thanks to Guitar Hero, I'm better than Hendrix!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, and masturbating all the time makes you better than Ron Jeremy. Get real!"

by Random Guitarist August 20, 2007

guitar center

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.

Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.
Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.

by remy hayes November 26, 2006

guitarherostyles

another way of saying "Shit" or "Trash"

Ew, throw that Guitarherostyles away

by Knmagor April 26, 2022

Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007