grundle crust

when you are plastered off your arse and you hook up with someone so hideous not even fugly can cover how revolting this person is.

"oh man i heard you hooked up with a grundle crust."
"please..don't remind me."

by ohmahjeeehaud February 4, 2008

grundle stiltskin

The art of putting on stilts and tea bagging another person.

My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forge69 January 18, 2009

Grundle Hugger

A person who combines the values of a hippie with a homosexual.

Look at that group of grundle huggers. All they ever do is talk about peace and then sex eachother..

by Shanunu July 26, 2009

Grundlethrog

A VERY large/gigantic turd.

My girlfriends turd looked like a Pringles can! No that's a grundlethrog!

by cockerham February 5, 2010

Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.

Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?" "Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!

by D. P. Dot Dirtbag October 3, 2010

Grundle grin

Similar technique to the dirty Sanchez with the difference being where the lint, cheese, and or sweat is scraped from ones grundle area and smeared under the nose or across the mouth of an unsuspecting individual to simulate a mustache or grin of grundle goo.

After a laborious day at work, upon arrival at the divorce lawyers, I greeted my ex wife with a sour grundle grin.

by Basismskister June 28, 2014

Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009