Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch

cindy gives great gooch runs

by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

by jlee6 March 2, 2010

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 12, 2010

gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 16, 2008

blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.

"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"

by GGuthrie February 5, 2018

skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!

by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020