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catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.
by Smokey May 13, 2005
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Glauser

A self-proclaimed frisbee god
"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"
by Puto November 17, 2003
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see everything with dark-coloured glasses

Do not see everything with dark-coloured glasses. Be upbeat.
by uttam maharjan November 10, 2010
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High Glasses

When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses your valor, you grab hold of your trusty pipe, smoke some motherfucking shit and thus wear your high glasses, wich makes the person beside you tolerable, and comical for some reason. Consequently, the foul act can be initiated. YIPPEE!
- Man, I'm so horny right now i could even fuck Big Becky over there.
- Dude, you're sick.
- I know I will be if I touch her. What can I do?
- Just wear some high glasses and get it over with.
by May-B December 9, 2008
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Instant Fagafication Glasses

Another name for Shutter Shades. First used by skateboarders to refer to shutter shades, adopted by scene kids and made popular by Kanye West. Interchangable with "Asshole Aviators".
That scene kid over there is wearing some ugly "instant fagafication glasses".
by GooseIsLoose October 24, 2009
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clout gang glasses

Clout Gang Glasses : A pair of glasses worn by ''trendy'' basic people. EX: Cardi B, Lil Uzi etc.
yo, have you heard about the clout gang glasses everyone is wearing? Ya, i already got some *puts glasses on* '' CLOUT GANG! "
by Clout Gang glasses December 16, 2017
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heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear
OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend
by ely67 December 2, 2007
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