When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 25, 2022
Get the Fuzzy Handcuffmug. As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.
by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016
Get the fuzzy mangomug. (15 minutes 'till 8pm they announce: 15 minutes 'till fuzzy rainbows. At 5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows the crowd grew noticably excited.)
by Billy Fan February 14, 2023
Get the fuzzy rainbowsmug. When one individual grows out all hair around the anus for an extended period of time, without trimming or performing any hair removal of any sort and then sits on top of another individuals nose and passes gas.
The man saw the woman eating broccoli and knew it wouldn’t be long until he would be getting a hot fuzzy.
by Derpderpdoop December 1, 2022
Get the Hot Fuzzymug. by Eewin May 23, 2014
Get the fuzzy bastardmug. The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
Get the fuzzy altoidmug. by GennyBean August 17, 2021
Get the fuzzy canoemug.