Fumberluck

An underpayed lumber yard associate forced to deal with home owners with no knowledge of building or building materials, a PG version of (Lumber Fuck) used most commenly in home improvement establishments were foul language is frowned upon.

Get over here and restack these 2x4's you Fumberluck!

by Screw/You/Kyle December 13, 2009

Furbleweed

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.

"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."

by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

fumbrella

The exact opposite of a FUNbrella. It's a boring, depressing piece of ugly fabric stretched tightly over awkward metal thingies.

This girl at the park had a fumbrella, and I almost threw up on it.

by TooKewl4U November 21, 2014

Fubble

(Verb): to squeeze 'n' blow

Dylan fubbled Amy so hard last night.

by Thatsnotashoulder August 8, 2014

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

Furbleweed

A large collection of fur from your pet that tumbles down the hallway and reminds you that it's been too long since you vacuumed the house.

As I walked down the hallway, a furbleweed floated past me folornly.

by Snakey74 May 22, 2017

Füble

When you get excited about something, but then immediately get disappointed, because you find out that you misunderstood the situation

Person 1: Did you hear that Adam died?
Person 2: Yea, i got all fübled about it, but then i realised it wasn't the Adam i thought it was.

by AziDoZ December 2, 2019