Fucktard 

A combination of the words fucking and retard. A shorter and more effective way of putting someone who's incredibly fucking stupid down. Must be used in the right context or it is useless. If the word is fumbled.. Unfortunately, you then become the fucktard..

*GOOD EXAMPLE*
Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions?
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know.

*BAD EXAMPLE*
Tim: So my dog died today..
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.

Fucktard by jt92 May 15, 2009

Fucktarded 

Being so high on meth that you are so fucked up your retarded.

I did so much that I was fucktarded for days.

Fucktarded by PinkTinkStar December 29, 2016

futard 

conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag

That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.

futard by Justin Jacobs January 2, 2004

Fucktard 

Any and all of the fucking retarded douchebags that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious fucktards as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.

Goddamned fucktards going 20 below the speed limit in the passing lane! This country is going to hell, sooner or later these people are going to have to be shot or the rest of us are doomed, because these retards keep breeding like rabbits. Welcome to the fucking idiocracy.

Fucktard by Mushroom Cloud Dropper November 21, 2009

fucktardbitchwhorebasket 

Another way of saying Snake

Ian: fucktardbitchwhorebasket!
Snake: yes?
Ian: nothing!
Snake: oh :(
Ian: 1-0

fucktardbitchwhorebasket by Aqui1a September 17, 2006

fucktard 

Someone that is beyond stupid and a screw up.

George Bush is a fucktard.

fucktard by greyhaze December 28, 2005

Futard 

1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

Futard by losergrl March 16, 2008