Frotally Tucking Serious

When someone is dead serious about something. Not a joking matter.

Get him to the Greek is one crazy ass movie. I am frotally tucking serious!

by VanillaMotta October 9, 2010

Serious Joking

When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.

Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?

by Shugunou December 28, 2022

serious billy

the complete opposite of a silly billy

at first, I was a silly Billy, but now, I'm a serious billy

by ayochadbeat August 5, 2023

Serious Maged

when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.

Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy

by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010

not serious

doing something or acting outta pocket.

"D2 smashed Riesha on that motive last night"

"RIESHA...that guy not serious"

by d2trappy May 21, 2021

Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

by JWOKIN June 3, 2022

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021