Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.

I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout

by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021

Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 25, 2015

Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U

This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.

by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

stoop banter

To have a conversation while amongst friends while upon one of saids friends front porch

John and I will be going later to Greg's house and probably have some stoop banter

by xstoopxkidx August 06, 2008

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 06, 2018