by ttfish January 06, 2006
the act of wiping your ass by taking a towel and pulling it back and forth through your legs and asscrack
by Scooopy poop woooty January 13, 2019
The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.
Helpless school girl: (bends over)
Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)
Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)
Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?
Saint G: what does it look like?
Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss
Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....
Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)
Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)
Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?
Saint G: what does it look like?
Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss
Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....
by Saint G March 13, 2008
by Jennilover21 April 12, 2022
When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.
Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.
by BIGSNACK February 29, 2012
by Seagulls Of Satan August 03, 2008
The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.
Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.
Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018