Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

science flirting

Flirting is tied to the limbic system, those ancient parts of the human brain that control survival-based drives, such as sexuality and all the emotions that come with it. Here, flirtation is less a social skill and more an impulsive behavior that takes our intellect hostage. A flirt-or-flight response.

But flirting isn't entirely instinctual either. It's also governed by cultural rules and social etiquette. Breaking these rules, an embarrassing rejection, or pursuing affection at an inappropriate time can lead to a loss of social capital that can be hard to recover.

Stuck between the instinctual and social, it's no wonder that people feel at odds with themselves when it comes to the art of the flirt.

Stuck between the instinctual and social, it's no wonder that people feel at odds with themselves when it comes to the art of the flirt.
science flirting,social science
Not a hoe fact of being nice the world has no depth

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

flouting

clout with an f (a cooler version of clout)

bro i’m so high i’m flouting

by dale12345 June 21, 2018

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

Flosting

The left over "excess" frosting from your cake, cupcake, or other tastey treat. Most often piled into a mountain on your plate.

We pile the flosting from our cake into a mountain on one plate.

by JaredtheBear January 1, 2008

Florting

When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.

You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.

by Cassiafrass May 15, 2018

floating dude

A person who just isn't all there... Also known as a 'floater'. Also see 'Quade'.

Did you see that dumbass last night? What a floating dude

by bling223344 February 12, 2008