crotch fleas

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

by brownie23 October 16, 2009

FleaDeluxe

fatty cake who is really bad at the internets and anything related to internets

FleaDeluxe is such a fat cake

by bob5442424 September 22, 2008

Fleash

What is left in the toilet bowl after flushing when a girl on her period (heavy flow day) had explosive diarrhea and queefs out a bloody used tampon.

Casey: You don't look so good.
Ally: I know, I ate some bad chinese buffet and I am pluggin' it. I think I need to go fleash like a mofo.

by skuntner April 10, 2010

Flea bagging

When an animal (mainly your pet) comes in your area and drops his fleas off.

My dash is scratching now because the damn cat came in flea bagging!

by Slantified September 22, 2020

Muslim Flea Flicker

When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants

Tom: damn I just experienced the Muslim flea flicker.

Brandon: holy shit dude, are you ok?

by The Shitler January 7, 2021

Flea bagging

When an animal (mainly your pet) comes in your area and drops his fleas off.

My dash is scratching now because the damn cat came in flea bagging!

by Slantified September 22, 2020

fleabag

Affectionate name for an old dog or cat.

Move over and let me sit down you old fleabag.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004