A turd burglar. A man who steals other men’s feces sometimes directly from their butthole. The term originated in Arizona predominantly among Republican men.
Mark wanted to control other men so bad he became a skilled Finchem. In one night, he would effectively steal all the feces in the village mostly right out of the asses of liberals.
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Mark wanted to own the libs so bad that he devised a plan to give 4 finchems per day to pay them back for stealing the election.
by anonymous November 14, 2022
Get the Finchem mug.(n) Referring to a place of oblivious natural statistical confirmation accompanied by a revolutionary demonstration investigating jurisdiction representing extraterrestrial illumination
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Get the Finchgurgle mug.A slang word for a combination of two or more things that are not good together - the name is a combination of a finch and a mole, which would not be a good combination of things.
James: did you hear that Dominoes is making a pizza combined with a board game for family game nights?
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
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Get the Finch mug.Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
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