dick fence

1. A person who believes they're hot shit
2. One who brags about stuff no one else cares about
3. Someone who talks shit about other people behind their back because they're an incompetent and insecure douche cock

Person 1: Told you he was a fag. Why did you hang out with him? I'm so much better than that fag.
(Person 1 is insecure about actually being a fag and trying to divert attention from their fagginess by calling other people fags and saying he is better.)
Person 2: Shut up dick fence! Quit being such a fag you gay homo douchey douche cock.

by DeathCubeKX June 15, 2012

five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019

Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

by Awob603 March 11, 2010

hop the fence

When a person goes straight to the drug-dealer, passing up the middleman. Typically a shady act that takes place once a relationship has already been formed between junkie and middleman.

Brah, she hopped the fence and stole my connec. I'm fucking salty.

Are you trying to hop the fence? I don't think so. Now you pay double.

by shrouder March 11, 2009

Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007

white picket fence

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

by Kristina June 18, 2006