Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020

fletching

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!

Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.

by PTakamoo October 11, 2003

FRETCH

ok..
so it pretty much is a combination of fetch and fresh
which both mean the same thing
cool or awesom or something along those lines

"how fretch are your shoes??" or "that new song is so fretch"

by LeXii LiCiOus April 25, 2008

Fletcher

Ejaculating inside a woman who has first douched with tomato bisque.

I gave the new girlfriend a fletcher last night, man. She didn't want me to dillute the Campbell's though. I think she's "the one".

by JewManChu March 1, 2017

Fletcher

Minecraft PE Pro. Gets paid 69 dollars a year from streaming on his 150 laptop. He is really bad at Fortnite and he is a gamer. I really like fletcher because he can tell really funny jokes but I just say “not funny didn’t laugh”. He pulled a switchblade on me after I said that. He is now in a insane asylum but still streams on his 69 dollar laptop. Yeyeye

Fletcher is cool

by Joe Mama69 October 28, 2019

Fart Fetcher

Someone who willingly walks into an area known to have just been farted in

I left a bad rump rocket in the kitchen and told Jeff about it, being the dumbass fart fetcher he is, he walked into the kitchen and proceeded to masturbate.

by TheDungeonRaper April 5, 2010

fletcherize

1) is a word of favoring a certain person even if the person is not up to that level of appreciation;
2) an act of overrating a person.

It is typically used in Carrington football training ground in Manchester as Alex Ferguson favoring Darren Fletcher ahead of more quality midfielders.

A: Look, that young lad looks promising.
B: Nah, he can't dribble, he can't shoot, he is just fletcherized by the manager.

by benskp December 11, 2010