Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Feather head

A segment of shaman bro-ism, most commonly seen with feathers in their hats, integrating from Tulum experiences and in high-society alike. Having derived from a promoter bro, they don't have a lot, but commonly lie about their assets and pedigrees. After they're discovered, they leave town and integration--once again--begins.

The feather head told me he owned an art gallery, that turned out to be my good friend, Brian's.

by kakademon November 26, 2021

dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.

Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.

by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021

Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.

“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”

by Cacaree July 18, 2023

Tarded and Feathered

A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.

He wouldn't conform so they Tarded and Feathered the Giant pos

by ButchNochance February 5, 2022

Feathering

Feathering is the second pillar/step of the Farming Method only truly being able to be done after completing Milking. Feathering is when you save up hair and use it to goon. This is called feathering because of the relation to birds and feathers and you and your hair.

Bro I can't do the farming method anymore
Bro you spent so much time Milking why not?
I have no hair to be Feathering with because of my alopecia

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024