by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009
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When someone attempts to belittle or humiliate a particular person or Facebook friend by updating his Facebook status. This person purposely avoids using the victim's name, but describes him or her in such a way that all mutual friends will immediately know who it is.
(in a status update)
John: wishes that all red-headed Poly-Sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.
Later...
Mary: Did you see John's status update today?
Mark: Yeah, he was totally talking about Jenny! Who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
Mary: I know, he so facesmacked her!
John: wishes that all red-headed Poly-Sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.
Later...
Mary: Did you see John's status update today?
Mark: Yeah, he was totally talking about Jenny! Who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
Mary: I know, he so facesmacked her!
by a.ann February 9, 2010
Get the facesmack mug.A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.
I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.
by busterboner November 27, 2009
Get the facesquatted mug.n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
by Number13 September 20, 2010
Get the facestalking mug.All the girls on facebook with slutty profile pictures. Or all the girls on facebook that are "friends" with your boyfriend.
Girl to best friend, "Did you see that facesluts' profile picture? Wearing her Christmas bikini in the snow! Tyra would be so proud!"
Girl to boyfriend, "Oh, honey, look! All the facesluts wished you a happy birthday!"
Girl to boyfriend, "Oh, honey, look! All the facesluts wished you a happy birthday!"
by dankstamomma December 5, 2010
Get the Facesluts mug.Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone
Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me
You: Sure
You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!
Me: Ya so...
You: Sure
You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!
Me: Ya so...
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