Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

far-shinagan

More drunk than you can feel your shins being smacked with a cane.

"Is he far-shinagan?" "I don't know, let me check!" WHACK!! "OWWW!!" "Not yet, he isn't!"

by Douglas Dogtag July 29, 2012

The Far Border

1 the untouched wild, where you're alone at the mercy of the vile land 2 a hunter's landscape, the fall lands. (Compare to The Last Border). The term is coined by the founder of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.

He was at the mercy of the violent land, when he left. It was the far border where he was, belonged to his own vibe of the wilderness.

by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014

My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

fars

we spy on your group everyday you dumbfuck, youre retarded + boring, and youll be cooked soon too

fars is retarded

by asknezzz July 28, 2024

Far

A person who loves kids and drives around in a icecreamcar aka a pedofile. It's often used in norway.
Names for a person who is like"FAR" is often called Tomas or Adam Johnson. Far means daddy in Norway.

No it's FAR RUN!!!!!

by Whyubullyme6 May 7, 2019

face from a far

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.

Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.

by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022