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facetech

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.
John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech
by eneville August 27, 2010
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Factation

To Factate, Factated (verb.)

When an Individual spouts numerous facts. Those individuals who will tell you fact after fact after fact use Factation. Usually this will lead to looks of despair on the listener's face. Often used by people who believe their intelligence is higher than your own.
During the Factation by the lecturer, the students grimaced with a look of despair.

I Factated to the audience.

I Factate often to the unwitting public.
by Paper Zatoichi May 20, 2013
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Facetime sex

2 usually naked partipants enjoying some mutual pleasure. If a second partner cannot be found then saucytime is a great source of willing partners!
Felt horny last night so had FaceTime Sex with a little hottie on saucytime!
by Chris Jethro January 18, 2021
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black fact

when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment
"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."

"pimp, dat just a black fact"
by whitechocolate1984 August 11, 2009
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personal fact

Something you claim to be a true fact just because you said it was so.
Guy: "You are beautiful."
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "Personal fact! You are gorgeous!"
by BS9 August 12, 2011
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opinionated fact

a strong opinion on something based largely on facts
opinionated fact: President Obama is black, but he isn't that black
by Rizzle51 October 6, 2009
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Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
"You Sir, are a fact-tard."
by Perry C. September 17, 2008
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