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meaning "to come off second best"
or be fucked over, etc
Starting a fight at the bar, only to get knocked out yourself. "I got fucked on"
by Gilly__ October 16, 2006
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1.This is when a person rudely leaves; leaving another person angry that they did so.
2. To leave abruptly or to sneak away without your friends knowing
3. To not know where a person went.
4. Derived from the common terms "took off" or "take off"
"Hey, it wasn't my fault. You guys all fucked off!"
"You fucked off in a hurry..."
"Where did you fuck off to?"
"I was going to ask him but he fucked off before i got the chance!"
by 68IOU1 November 24, 2009
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Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.
Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit
by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019
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1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009
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Fucked it

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*blazed* When you do something abnormally bad but because you're blazed you've come to the realisation that there's nothing you can do.

Then you've fucked it.
blazed bad bad man realisation Fucked it - When you kick your monitor off and it smashes and normally you know you'd be like "I'll have to buy a new one :(",
by TehEchidna October 10, 2009
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Fucked up funny

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Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.
"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!
by PLATINUM RyDER November 3, 2010
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