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AP European History

A class taken by insane sophomores, otherwise known as a nervous breakdown. Countless hours of sleep gone forever. A hatred for history even though you were neutral on the subject before the class.
Student 1: I just took the AP European History test and almost went into a self-induced coma

Student 2: I just threw my AP Euro book in the pool! Take that $%&%#&^ Ms. (insert teacher name here)!
AP European History by Grewster October 11, 2009
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AP European History

A class that tries to prepare students for the grueling life of a college student in high school, but fails miserably due to poorly written papers, Arial font, hyper-detailed projects, and insane amounts of homework that prevent a normal high school student from having a life.
Student#1: Hey Justin, wanna go to the party at Micheal's house?

Student#2: Sorry Mark, I have AP European History homework to do.

Student#1: Jeez man get a life.
AP European History by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009

ap european history

Death. A class where all students, regardless of emo-ness or not, bring razor blades to cut themselves during the teacher's lectures. Students in the class rarely get anything higher than a C on chapter tests, but the Hajmahnaug Village (select cult of students) seems to be rising regarding test scores.
Situation regarding ap european history class-

Student 1 (usually Mark): Did you study for Corradino's test? Someone from another class told me it was hard.

Student 2(usually Tara): No.. man, I'm seriously going to fail. Peace of Ausburg and Diet of Worms WTF.

Hajmahnaug Village Cultist: Boy, I study for six hour, and I know that our village do good on test.
ap european history by Yggdrabahnaum September 7, 2006

AP European History

Also known as AP Euro. It's an extremely challenging college-level course on the history of Europe from the Middle Ages to the present. This class is usually taken by sophomores, and is known to be one of the hardest classes ever. In the beginning, there may be 30 in the class. The next day, 5 people will drop, and a week or two into school, 10 more people will drop.
Many stay up countless number of nights and even pull all-nighters studying for this course. Only the few elite actually get an A, incredibly smart and hardworking students get a B, the rest get a C or lower.
It is also known as hell.
Person 1: How'd you do on that Euro Test?

Person 2: I did not understand the **** questions!!! Aghhh!! I pulled an all-nighter and probably failed. I should drop AP European History.
AP European History by trashcan7 October 25, 2008

Gay or European 

A Question much more confusing that the meaning of the universe
Jake: "Dude, Is Ryan gay or european?"
Tim: "Oh fuck i don't know"
Gay or European by Jeramuse August 11, 2021

AP European History

A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!

Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?

Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?

Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!

Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
AP European History by themastr1024 September 15, 2009

Proto-Indo-European 

In refrence to the language parent for all Indo-European languages. A language spoken in a vast region throughout the Indian peninsula and all of Europe before writing and therefore lost. Although this lanuage is not currently known there are many linguists who study and reconstruct what this language was most likely like. Also called PIE or the PIE language. The name is derived from proto meaning before or simple and Indo-european which is a language group consiting of languages ranging from India to all of Europe.
The PIE root *bher- means to bare.
Proto-Indo-European is impossible to learn.
PIE is greek to me.
Proto-Indo-European by nibbit October 13, 2010