European Gay Porn Awards

Europe's fondest place for watching dicks sucking dicks

Brad is an avid fan of the European Gay Porn Awards. In fact, he knows all 8,306 dick sizes by heart.

by Forkfreak December 27, 2013

European Capital of Gun Crime

Manchester UK, a dirty decaying mill town in the north west of England inhabited by guncunians - famous for having a higher level of violent crime and shootings than Basra, Iraq!

I am a guncunian and proud of the fact that Manchester is the European Capital of Gun Crime!

by Richard Leese March 2, 2009

Chocolate Covered European

Term for Black People that the black community is generally offended with for betraying their roots usually for dating Caucasian girls, dressing too white, talking too white, etc. In addition, someone who might be dark skinned on the outside but have the personality and characteristics of a white person.

That Michael is nothing but a Chocolate Covered European because he is a hypocrite to his own people by lying & dropping dimes on them

by tuffpuff June 28, 2008

European Fire Drill

A European Fire Drill is when you go to a crowded place with your friends and rotate the Instructor and the Student, the Instructor points out a guy, the Student runs to the guy and knocks him out cold in one punch then bolts for the door with his friends clearing the way.

I saw a dude get knocked the fuck out when I was out last night, I wondered if he deserved it or if it was a European Fire Drill.

Friend: Dude, no one has a reason to hit you?
Dude: No.
Friend: *laughs* You got European Fire Drilled

by Karllossus February 1, 2011

European Blow Dart (EBD)

When you nut in a girls ass, suck it out with your mouth, and then spit it back in their face.

I tried the European Blow Dart (EBD) on my girlfriend and it got caught in her eye.

by Kleenexorgasms October 10, 2017

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010

Eastern European PB+J

The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.

Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty

by Mr. PB+J September 24, 2021