One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.
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Get the eskimode mug.Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.
Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.
2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.
Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.
Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!
Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."
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Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.
2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.
Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.
Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!
Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."
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A song that is sung at every edmonton eskimo home football game in-between the third and fourth quarter.
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Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.
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