Drunk Bimbo

Adolescent teenagers under the age of 16 usually who find attractive to act like drunk sluts who want t hook up with someone in a short period of time.

adolescent teen"Hi im 14 and totally wasted"....in response "she reminds me of a Drunk Bimbo"

by stanjamin April 5, 2011

Drunk Cheating Whore

A wife or girlfriend who uses the excuse of being wasted for doing something they knew they shouldn't have been doing.

Girlfriend text: i had sex with a guy last night at a party, but i was really wasted.
Boyfriend text: you drunk cheating whore we're done

by CaR_RaceR December 30, 2011

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

Drunk Navigation

Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.

dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail

dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation

by SmokinHotGinger October 7, 2016

Drunk Indian Uncle

Typical NRI Vikram, Vikranth, or Vikrajatharana
Who has consumed to much red label and is now doing the worm on the dance floor to Tunak tunak tun and is trying out pick up lines on an aunties daughter(non related) based on a factual account

I see a Drunk Indian Uncle over on the dance floor
Looks Hot
0h no he's coming over

by Jjjjjjjsievw8s6v February 5, 2022

Get Drunk Tuesday

It takes all the negative implications of the day tuesday and flips it up side down.

Turning boring old beginning of the week tuesday
with your normal responsibilities and such into
a badass night.

preferably said with some oomph.

1* what are you up to tonight?

2* not shit its tuesday..

1* Oh i beg to differ...
IT'S GET DRUNK TUESDAY!!!

2* Fuckin' A'

by Pimp420 May 26, 2008

Puky Drunk

A Stage of "Drunk" on the warmer side of the spectrum. To avoid death, the body will attempt to reject the toxins by convulsion.
The subject is aware he will puke in the near future and also knows that he will have to decide to go for a restroom or swallow.

Fred was puky drunk when he started to look out for the bathroom.

by Afterhanshansch June 29, 2009