Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

New Jersey Drum Circle

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.

Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".

by Roy G. Bib May 30, 2008

bang on the drum

To perform a sexual act upon yourself.. Masturbate.. Jerk off.. skin the weasel.. spank the one eye'd monkey.. etc..

This is mainly for men..

The female version check flick the bean, tipping the man in the canoe, etc..

I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.

by DocNasty - Krushradio April 29, 2006

Family Drum Circle

The act of four or more family members getting together and splitting up by gender, the males then bang on the women's asses and boobs until the women begin to bleed from the anus. Then, the man licks up the blood and everyone returns to normal activities.

Sister: I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Brother: How about a Family Drum Circle
Grandpa: HELL YEAH!

by DanielJustice August 17, 2011

janitor drum

A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup

Can't afford that top shelf shit tonight, no siree. Gonna have to dance with janitor drum tonight.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

lebanese drum

The Lebanese Drum is the act of ' drumming ' multiple penises on a man's testical's, similar to squashing a falafel.

Man, my penis is sore after giving Julian a Lebanese Drum last night.

by Daddy191 August 27, 2017

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009