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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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Donk

an informal alternative for 'guy', or even used to call a close friend an idiot with no offense intended.
1) donk! why didn't u tell me you were gaming
2) that donk is very studious
3) where are you donks planning to eat tonight
by tvml December 12, 2020
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donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.
He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
by Enigmanic February 6, 2009
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Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm
My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.
by posh21 January 14, 2015
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donk contest

A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.
Did Deykon take those Russian's money for this year's Donk Contest again?
by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018
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donke

An absolute GOD he is a bully to Shrek
Donke what r u doing in my swamp
by Dhkdkthkdhtdtkh November 20, 2019
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Donkey dust

An old-fashioned euphemism for "bullshit". It's something you're full of when you're wrong, and not full of when you're right.
Yes, this is true! It's true, yes it is! I'm not full of donkey dust!
by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019
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