Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.

Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

Kinky dong

When you mix up donkey Kong and King Kong and somehow get kinky dong.

Hey remember that character kinky dong?

by Chinken nunget March 20, 2020

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 18, 2007

fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong

I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong

by Fart dong December 5, 2021

king dong

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK

by Chase Mclean April 23, 2005

dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.

"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."

by Shem May 15, 2003

blue dong

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.

don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.

by pap232323 March 19, 2009