fart dong

When a different male farts on your dong

I used to hate my boss until he gave me a fart dong

by Fart dong December 06, 2021

Kinky dong

When you mix up donkey Kong and King Kong and somehow get kinky dong.

Hey remember that character kinky dong?

by Chinken nunget March 21, 2020

Twongle dong

Tiny wiggly penis

Stop twirling your twongle dong jimmy

by Shad0w Drums October 18, 2017

Dong Soup

Semen

I fed her some Dong Soup.

What's for dinner? Dong Soup

by Caleb the Painter March 15, 2010

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 16, 2007

Sling Dong

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.

Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"

by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

king dong

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK

by Chase Mclean April 24, 2005