Dolphin Sex

The act of enjoying sex with a partner and a bullet toy with a dolphin sleeve, leading to multiple squirting orgasms for the woman and intense orgasm for the man.

Hey girl, I'm really in the mood and could go for some dolphin sex tonight.

by dolphinsexgirl October 6, 2012

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Dolphin-Eye

When somebody you're penetrating from behind looks around at you with one wide eye over his/her shoulder as they squeal or gasp in pleasure or pain or with surprise.

She gave me the wicked dolphin-eye when I pulled it out of her coochie and threw it in her ass.

by eGhost September 2, 2008

Pink Dolphin

Euphemism for penis. Most known reference is in the lyrics to "Walk With An Erection" by the Swinging Erudites in reference to masturbation

"He gives his pink dolphin a mighty twist"

by catfoody August 13, 2017

Dolphins Nose

Tidy version of a camel toe.

A neat and tidy kept lady bump

any fit bird in a pair of pants or daisy lowe in a tight pair of pants showing her beautiful dolphins nose

by steve topping September 9, 2011

blue dolphins

MDMA, also known as Ecstasy or X.

Little Johnny swam with the blue dolphins and was then compelled by evil demons within his flesh to have intimate relations with Little Jerry.

by Ultra-Peepi August 31, 2005

dolphin

Most likely the most intelligent of all animals, possibly including humans. These creatures relish in the fact that they can entertain the pitiful humans by jumping out of the water and hitting a ball with their nose. Personally I think that they're plotting a revolution.

If dolphins only had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

by sean82fta September 5, 2005