Dork

A dork is someone who can be themselves and is totally care free. They are occasionaly silly people, and are generally really funny. Jade, Kirsty,P and Holly are dorks cause dey is de cool peepol.

Jade: hey kirsty you're such a dork.
Kirsty: dorks are cool.
P: we iz de cool guyz man
Holly: dorks are de bomb

by ashlovesme July 28, 2014

Dork

Shane. Most guys named this are a dork. Especially ones that are athletic

She thinks Shane is a dork because he is always playing around

by thetruth1109 January 13, 2015

doorknob

A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.

by Talek Malatabqcar (LP) December 28, 2005

doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Doorknob

a stupid idiot. a way of making fun of som1 without using such harsh words like slut, bitch, whore, ass-hole, ass-wipe ect.
it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!

someone,"you suck!"
you,"shut up, doorknob!"

by pop-n-fresh April 21, 2006

Dork Master

One who has honed their specific area of dorkishness to a high art. All dorks within their own sphere of dorkishness (short wave radio, star wars collectibles, etc.) bow to their supreme dork powers.

Man, I thought I was a comic book geek, but that guy has like 5000 comics in his basement - he is the total Dork Master of comicbookdom.

by Jack1234 January 18, 2006

Dork Diaries

A cringy and crappy knockoff and girly version of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. About a girl who is more of a dip shit than Greg Heffley. There is also a page in one of the books where they do gen z trends to get kids attention, trust me you don't want to know what it is. So yeah don't read this book and read DOAWK instead.

Ben Dover: I love reading Dork Diaries!
Moe Lester: Are you fucking serious, imagine reading a dowak ripoff kek.

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 4, 2022