tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

tits up in a ditch by Twathenge April 27, 2006

Dump 'n Ditch 

The act of taking a crap and then leaving the bathroom, failing to flush the toilet.

girl: I hate public restrooms, because some people enjoy leaving little presents for the next person who has to use that stall.

guy:You've obviously never been in a situation then, where you have to just "Dump 'n Ditch."

Dump 'n Ditch by bibblesworth August 29, 2009

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

wrinkle ditch by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009

Stank Ditch 

The area in or around the ass crack

I'm gonna go tounge diving in your stank ditch

Stank Ditch by kingkonglongdong May 24, 2012

velvet ditch 

A place that is easy to fall into and hard to crawl out of.

Oxford, Mississippi is known as the velvet ditch.

People fall in love with Oxford, MS and never want to leave, aka it's a velvet ditch.

velvet ditch by Visit Oxford MS February 23, 2021

Shit n' Ditch 

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

Shit n' Ditch by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

Oyster Ditch 

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

Oyster Ditch by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006