dyke-ditch

When you are hanging out with your friends, and one happens to be a lesbian. After hanging out for a bit, her 'friend' who is a girl calls her up and she ditches you guys for her, because you and your other friends saw them making out in the parking lot.

DUDE, ellen called rosie again..they're probably going to be scissoring now.. she seriously needs to stop dyke-ditching us

by Rashy December 17, 2008

doggy and ditch

When you plan on having sex doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. Used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style.

Alix: "That guy is such a hottie."
Liz: "Yea, I wanna doggy and ditch him."

by letsgetfreaky21 July 30, 2017

Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

Ditch Oven

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"

by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

ditch weed

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.

Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

Bitch in a ditch

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

ditch digging

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.

I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.

by bser2000 January 8, 2012